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faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

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chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

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Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

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Yes. I understand that my grandpa is old and he is in a wheelchair and can barely fucking feed himself, but that does not give you the right to loudly proclaim (in front of your young daughter, no less) “jesus, if I ever get like that, please shoot me”. There was a reason I glared at you, you fucking twat! Just because he is old and disabled doesn’t mean that he Is any less of a human and he needs to be treated as such. He served in Vietnam and has seen some shit let me tell you. Not to mention he just kicked cancer’s ass after being told he had a 30% chance of survival. Better pay some respect, bitch. My grandpa doesn’t have time to deal with your pansy ass with your fucking piercing and tattoos to make people think you are tough as shit. Let me tell you something. When you get the balls to live through what he has, then you have the right to tell people to shoot you. And believe me, motherfucker, your wish is my fucking pleasure

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fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

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pen-strokes-and-music-notes:

A compulation of beautifully eloquent Stucky posts.

Bless you Tumblr.

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